Enjoy the Super Bowl with These 3 Strains

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After five weeks of preseason, seventeen weeks of regular season, and three weeks of Playoffs, the big game is finally here: It’s time for Super Bowl LII – and here are the three best strains to enjoy the game!

Top 3 Strains for the Super Bowl

The Philadelphia Eagles have flown their way into the Super Bowl with a 13-3 record, where they will face the 13-3 New England Patriots (what else is new?).

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Eagles and Pats fans are excited to see their teams competing in the most popular sporting event in the US. The rest of the country will be watching to see whether Philly can finally take New England down a couple pegs; and because it’s the last time NFL football will be on the air for six months. And for football fans, that’s a long, long time.

Are you going to a Super Bowl party and aren’t sure what to bring? Are you planning on watching at home? Are you in it for the commercials and the halftime show? No matter your level of enthusiasm, if you’re going to be watching the Super Bowl, we’ve got you covered with what to smoke. After all, it wouldn’t be called the Super Bowl if you weren’t supposed to pack one while you watch!

Green Crack

Green Crack is a spunky sativa hybrid that is sure to get you jazzed up for the big event. With its invigorating and uplifting effects that last for hours on end, you’re sure to find joy in every snap of the game. Even if you’re not that into football, a few tokes of this potent pot will make it that much more interesting (or, at the very least, the colors might seem a little brighter).

Take care, though: too much of this wonder weed might bring you a psychoactive head high with a side of paranoia. (However, if you notice the refs handing out bogus penalties or turning a blind eye to benefit New England, don’t be alarmed. That’s not the paranoia. That’s just the NFL.)

Extra Point Munchies

Green Crack brings the party to you. Why not return the favor with an equally fun selection of munchies to snack on? Chex Party Mix, fruit salad, or a cookie platter can all complement the pop of this strain by activating all of your favorite taste receptors.

Super Silver Haze

Super Silver Haze is a yummy sativa that’s perfect for sitting on the edge of your seat during the season’s most anticipated football game. This strain lulls you into a pleasant sense of relaxation before slowly invigorating your mind and body.

It’s a great high for hanging out with a group of football-loving friends, as it encourages mental and physical stimulation, which could lead your group to discuss in-depth play analysis and maybe even play a game of backyard football at halftime. With an elevated mood, heightened sense of creativity, and energetic boost, Super Silver Haze will have you enjoying every aspect of Super Bowl Sunday.

Extra Point Munchies

Did I mention this strain is a great one for munchies? Make sure to have your favorite crunchy foods on hand. I recommend a balanced spread: tortilla chips and artichoke dip on one side of the coffee table, and a veggie tray (with your dip of choice) on the other. You might be surprised at how satisfying it is to savagely bite into a celery stick every time they show a close-up of Tom Brady’s face.

Amnesia Haze

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For those of you watching the Super Bowl with little background or understanding of football, Amnesia Haze is the sativa hybrid for you, with a smoke that goes down smooth and lifts you up.

But don’t let the name deceive you; although this powerful strain isn’t ideal for long-term concentration, it does bring a feeling of alertness that is perfect for activities like bar trivia, brainstorming, and daydreaming.

I know what you’re thinking: What does this have to do with the Super Bowl? Think of it this way. While Amnesia Haze might not be ideal for keeping track of an entire football game, it’s perfect for watching and analyzing individual plays, ranking the infamous commercials, and cheering on your team during the halftime Kitten Bowl.

Extra Point Munchies

Amnesia Haze works well with light food that doesn’t crunch (you don’t want to spend your alert focus on how your food sounds while it’s being chewed). Try it with pizza, popcorn, or deli-fresh subs. You won’t be disappointed.

Hut, Hut, HIKE!

Whether you’re a football fanatic or you’re using the Super Bowl to veg out and watch a bunch of shiny new commercials (no judgment), make sure to bring some buds along. Pot is one of many ways to enhance your experience watching grown men in tights tackle the ever-living snot out of each other. So while one of the best defenses in the league is blitzing Tom Brady into the dirt (please, please, please), pack up your very own super bowl and go ahead and get blitzed yourself.